Humor: The Fastest Dad

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can run faster than the deer to hunt it down with a spear”.

The second one says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father can run so fast that he can play badminton with himself in a actually badminton court size.”.

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: “You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 5 PM and he is home by 4:30 PM!!”